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Randy D

A young woman greeted me as she was leaving, mistakenly saying, “Old feeler” instead of “Old feller”.

Should I get a defense lawyer now, or should I wait until she actually files the charges against me?


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Posted - January 11, 2020
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  • I’d sue her for using olden day words like “feller”, even if she pronounced it feeler. 
      January 11, 2020 12:49 PM MST
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  • 53504
    Good point!  I’ll prepare the countersuit immediately. (Listen, by the way, may I call on you as a character witness for me?)

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      January 11, 2020 12:58 PM MST
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  • No, that wouldn’t work because I’m working on my lawsuit against you for using olden day word “folks”, old feeler. 

      January 11, 2020 1:04 PM MST
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  • 53504

      Your lawsuit against me is a separate matter. Why can’t you just call on one of your multiple personalities and have her testify for me in civil court?  You know you have plenty of them; choose that nymph who lusts after me all the time. 

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      January 11, 2020 1:09 PM MST
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  • That personality would never testify for you! She wants to know“ WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER WOMAN!”
      January 11, 2020 1:11 PM MST
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  • 53504

      Meh. Let me talk to her, I’ll just need one night. I have ways to convince her to do almost anything. (Cough, cough.)



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      January 11, 2020 1:28 PM MST
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  • YOU‘RE GOING TO BUY HER A PONY???? OKAY! 
      January 11, 2020 1:58 PM MST
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    Believe me, I definitely plan to give her a “pony”, that’s for sure!  

    (Say, is that what you whippersnappers are calling it these days?  I don’t know what’s wrong with calling it what it is, a tallywhacker!)

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      January 11, 2020 2:26 PM MST
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  • I’m adding tally waker and whippersnapper to my evidence collection. 

      January 11, 2020 2:32 PM MST
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  • 53504

      And stay off of my lawn!
    Grrrrrrrr. 
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      January 11, 2020 2:43 PM MST
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  • NO!
      January 11, 2020 2:50 PM MST
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  • 10635
    Maybe she thought you were a pet-a-phile.  One who enjoys petting (feeling) pets (cats, dogs, horses, etc.)
      January 11, 2020 1:28 PM MST
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  • Just be happy she didn't call you "Old Yeller".
      January 11, 2020 1:44 PM MST
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  • You really think that was a "mistake"? 
      January 11, 2020 2:14 PM MST
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  • 53504

      I don’t want you anywhere near the courthouse, ok?  Grrrrr. 

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      January 11, 2020 2:27 PM MST
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  • Feeler.  FEEELER!!
      January 11, 2020 8:22 PM MST
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  • 44603
    Sue her for calling you old...then show her some muscles.

      January 11, 2020 3:48 PM MST
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  • 53504

      I tried that, but not the set of muscles in your photo. She filed a second lawsuit. 


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      January 11, 2020 4:08 PM MST
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  • 44603
    For God's sake...are women never satisfied?
      January 11, 2020 6:01 PM MST
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  • 53504

      I had to keep telling her, “My eyes are up here, Lady. No, up here, higher, HIGHER!  Are you even listening to me, Lady?  I said that my eyes are way up here, if you don’t mind!  Up. Up. Up higher . . . no, quit looking down there, I told you they’re up here. Hey, Lady, are you even paying any attention to me at all?  My. Eyes. Are. Way. Up. Here. Aww, forget it!  Go ahead and gaze, for crying out loud!  Grrrrrrr.”



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      January 11, 2020 8:59 PM MST
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