I've heard it said that a vagina is a coupon book for alcohol. Is that true?!

SNAP!

You ready to apologize for calling me a liar?
I will never forget nor forgive you intil you do

Are you looking for insane reasons to fight with me? 

I have zero idea what you are talking about.  

You are no liar as far as I know.  And if you were?  What of it?  I am the biggest one of all.

I Yeah you do, Sharon.

I replied to you on this post asking for an apology and you ignored me
https://answermug.com/forums/topic/97950/give-me-some-pointers-on-whats-expected-on-this-site#siteforum_post_737823
I have also brought it up again.
For some reason, you have been acting like a jerk to me.

I do not like being accused of something like that.

OH MY GOD.  GOAT I am SO sorry.  It was a misunderstanding I think.  I was not trying to bash you or your words. I was trying to defend My 2 Cent's amazing ability to put up with me.  

I AM SO SORRY.  I APOLOGIZE from the bottom of my heart.  There are many people on here that I would die rather than offend and you are definitely one of them.  If I am at work?  I am usually reading down the remarks very quickly and just insert things that may need better explanations.  And if you come back and I ignore you?  It means I did not see it.

I would never ignore you.  You are one of the funnies.  You and Twink are FUNNY and nice and always fun.  I am never trying to be nasty to you or him.  I  have been grossed out by body stuff and fluids and such (LOL) but that doesn't seem to offend you or I wouldn't even say that.  Honest.

That hurts me to know I did that to you.  It is like hurthing WELBY.  I truly LOVE you.  I mean that.  

That's all I wanted sweety. Nothing more, nothing less.  I know you're a good person and I love you dearly. Trust me...

This means quite a lot to me. I can assure you that you took the time to write this. I am humbled and very moved.  Thank you!!!

You are not a liar. I wasn't actually accusing you of anything.  I'm sure she is not perfect.  BY ANY STRETCH of the imagination.  

And how she treats you is not proof that she is fair just because she is fair to me.  

I TOTALLY APOLOGIZE.  

Get a room, you two!....

On a more serious note, I'm glad you settled that. I took a look at the thread in question and it appeared to be a case of what the speaker meant to say was not what the listener heard.

We have the prize.  

Buy low, sell High

And the woman who is slurping all these free  drinks up?  What does that make her?  Probably an innocent.  But one that is going to wind up in an adventure sooner or later. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 14, 2020 12:16 PM MST

Hypothetically, what if that man is a GAY man?
This post was edited by Jon at January 14, 2020 4:53 PM MST

Still sounds sexist to me.

va jay jay envy 

like penis envy but reversed

No!! I got both!

Sharon, If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to go F*ck myself, I'd buy you a basket of pretzel grapes

Please save your money. I hate pretzels.  

Hey that reminds me of a joke. A young boy asks his dad if he will buy him a Big Wheel and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a Big Wheel. A few years later the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a 10 speed and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy says no and the dad says well I'm not getting you a 10 speed. A few years after that the boy asks his dad if he will buy him a car and the dad replies- does your c**k reach your a** hole - the boy starts thinking that if he says no his dad will just say well I'm not getting you a car so the boy says - yes it does and the dad says - well then go f*uk yourself. Cheers!

Because I was squeezed out of one and to this day, I haven't been able to wash the stank off

You smell of placenta?  

I stink