Isn't it sad how something beautiful like banging is tied to something as disgusting as procreation?

It could be far worse for those suffering with dyslexia ,as it could be tied to a bondage whore house...:(   

I feel the opposite. I find sex unappealing and merely a tool for making babies. 

But, remember you’re supposed to stay home and raise our baby while I go out and be a serious serious boss bea-ach, remember? We’re gonna find a young surrogate baby cooker though Cos I don’t have time for being pregnant. If that’s not the plan why do I keep you around? GAWD! 

Have you ever witnessed the birth of a child, or more significantly, your own child? 

Babies are adorable, and the most blissful expression I have ever seen on the face of any human being ever was that on my wife's the very first time each of our children was laid in her arms. That's what an angel looks like.

I've always been attracted to the "baby factory" type of woman - wide hips and full breasts. More cushion for the pushin'. So sue me.