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I’ve been eating more than I should in the last few days, ... moreI’ve been eating more than I should in the last few days, but I have been walking a ton too. I intend to stay on track and be in good shape though, because I will be in my friend’s wedding once this mess clears.
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April has been cancelled.
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I knew three of them. My mother’s mother passed away when ... moreI knew three of them. My mother’s mother passed away when I was still an infant.
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I would never want to hurt my husband.
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Why would I do that?
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Wow, scary. I want to get pregnant this summer, but I don’... moreWow, scary. I want to get pregnant this summer, but I don’t know how I will handle it!
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Oh wow! I remember that user. That is too cool! It should be a m... moreOh wow! I remember that user. That is too cool! It should be a movie.
in Fox?
March 2, 2020 8:08 PM MST
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Lies!
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You must not have bread-lovers as friends.
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No, no, I just don’t agree that those are the “side ... moreNo, no, I just don’t agree that those are the “side items.” Think about it. At a restaurant, the dips and breads are the first thing people gobble up and eat while they are waiting for their food. By the time the actual dish comes, they are too full and box it up. So the life of the party is the bread and dip.
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When in doubt, the answer is always yes.
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Don’t be hating on spinach dip and pumpernickel. For many,... moreDon’t be hating on spinach dip and pumpernickel. For many, that is the reason they come and stay.
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Hey, a girl can be sadistic and still love to shop.
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The things? What things? I do have a lot of clothes.
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Well, next time you get bored, just do it.
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Wow, you should watch the movie. Do the old version first.
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Everyone needs a punching bag.
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I don’t want him dead either. He is more useful alive.
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Time to lace those sandwiches with arsenic.
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The problem with Randy is that the torture only fuels his sick d... moreThe problem with Randy is that the torture only fuels his sick desires. You have to just lock him in a small room and ignore him for days—err months.
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Yes, except a bit more blue. I hope that’s a good color fo... moreYes, except a bit more blue. I hope that’s a good color for you.
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Just make sure to treat them well. I’ve heard of some horr... moreJust make sure to treat them well. I’ve heard of some horror stories of vengeful oompa loompas turning their masters into giant pieces of fruit.
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The problem is that the kids get tired and you have to teach the... moreThe problem is that the kids get tired and you have to teach them what to do first. Definitely not good bang for your buck. I’ve heard oompa loompas work better and are just as fun.
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You’re already planning to put them to work? Damn.
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I hope they’re twins!
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And you didn’t even check to make sure it was a toothbrush... moreAnd you didn’t even check to make sure it was a toothbrush? Girl! Ummm...I’m gonna look the other way on this one.
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I’d be the alien force that was trying to attack.
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Have you checked your toothbrush lately?
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How would I know if you’re pregnant? It’s not as if ... moreHow would I know if you’re pregnant? It’s not as if I was the one who deliberately artificially inseminated you when I had you drugged and tied up the other night.
This post was edited by Lady Ondine at March 1, 2020 5:19 PM MST
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You married someone from AB? Who? I need to hear this story!
in Fox?
March 1, 2020 4:01 PM MST
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I heard you got married. Congrats! Life is pretty usual for me t... moreI heard you got married. Congrats! Life is pretty usual for me too. Finished the doctorate, have a professor job and still doing lots of performing, bought a house, still married, and hoping for a kid soon. Good to see you back!
in Fox?
February 29, 2020 10:09 PM MST
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It’s a leftover female trait before the fetus is fully tra... moreIt’s a leftover female trait before the fetus is fully transformed.
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No, it is truly I, the one and only, Ondine. Whatcha been up to?
in Fox?
February 29, 2020 9:47 PM MST
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Amber!
in Fox?
February 29, 2020 9:00 PM MST
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Que?
in Red?
February 28, 2020 9:17 PM MST
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Green.
in Red?
February 28, 2020 9:10 PM MST
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Yeah, there’s always a good excuse to be angry.
in Really?
February 28, 2020 8:56 PM MST
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What does the Fox Say?
in Fox?
February 28, 2020 8:55 PM MST
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ASMR just sends me into a fit of rage. Creepy tapping and whispe... moreASMR just sends me into a fit of rage. Creepy tapping and whispering, *shudders*.
in Really?
February 28, 2020 8:50 PM MST
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Molly?
in Tiffany?
February 28, 2020 8:48 PM MST
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in Fox?
February 28, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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Sarah?
in Tiffany?
February 28, 2020 8:45 PM MST
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Yes! What? No, why? Hmpf! I can do what I want!
in Really?
February 28, 2020 8:44 PM MST
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The internet usually gets me in trouble.
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Yep, I’m expecting to fall asleep on the couch tonight...b... moreYep, I’m expecting to fall asleep on the couch tonight...but that’s why I’m so tired today in the first place.
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Why go to bed when you can just drink more coffee and surf the i... moreWhy go to bed when you can just drink more coffee and surf the internet all night?
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Who?
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LOL.
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Yep. You can get drunk instead.
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