I don't that often on the Mug before I speak and thst seems to be the trouble...I often put my foot in my mouth to stop it...but found its real cheesy thing to do ...:(
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, I drink, therefore I am
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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