Everyone knows America is run by the mafia, (and probably most of the world, the Royals call themselves "The Firm") and sexual perversion usually goes hand in glove.
Sharonna and I go way back to approximately 2009. We have a love-love-pretend-to-hate-each-other type of relationship. We agree on almost 60% of things in life, and we clash like gladiators on the remainder. We truly respect each other, and she’s very dear to my heart. ((((Of course, she’s utterly jealous of me, but that’s another story for another time. I’ll report her for it.))))