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If an AnswerMug member borrowed a chainsaw from you, returned it with blood and bits of flesh on it, and Randy D is missing, what will you

tell the police if you’re questioned for any information you might have about the disappearance?


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Posted - January 21, 2020
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  • 1152
      January 21, 2020 7:38 PM MST
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  • 53509


      (((Hey, wait . . . )))*



    *Randy D’s muffled voice from the makeshift shallow grave at the abandoned mineshaft thirty miles east of the dead-end road past the interstate highway.

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      January 21, 2020 7:42 PM MST
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  • 34276
    I would call the police as soon as I realized what was on my saw.
      January 21, 2020 7:40 PM MST
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  • 53509


      (((((Thanks, but learn to play along.)))))

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      January 21, 2020 9:01 PM MST
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  • 34276
    I ain't going to jail for nobody. 

    (I am not very good at that)
      January 22, 2020 4:14 AM MST
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  • 783
    Regret not having been there to see the poor fool get hacked up. : )
      January 21, 2020 7:42 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Lady Ondine, this is me, your old pal Randy D!  We go way back, remember?  Hello?  Hello, Lady Ondine?  You have to remember me, you just have to!  It hasn’t been that long, I know it hasn’t. Can’t you hear me?  Lady Ondine, help me!
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      January 21, 2020 7:45 PM MST
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  • 783

    Do I hear something? Hmm...*ignores muffled rambling from Randy I can barely understand due to the gag in his mouth.*

    What should I do next? Ah, time to get out the hot iron and iron some clothes (while Randy is still wearing them).  

      January 21, 2020 7:49 PM MST
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  • 53509

      If those Detectives don’t figure this one out soon, I’m going to haunt them until they do.  Grrrrr. 

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      January 21, 2020 7:53 PM MST
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  • 783
    I think you’ll be waiting for a long time. 

    *takes a peek in the freezer to make sure the severed bodies of the two detectives are safely tucked away.*
      January 21, 2020 7:56 PM MST
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  • 53509

    *Randy D hovers over the house of the Police Commissioner, planting subliminal messages to have a Task Force assigned to the case . . . 

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      January 21, 2020 8:09 PM MST
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  • 783
    I’m gonna frame Sharonna. 
      January 21, 2020 8:17 PM MST
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  • 53509

      How deliciously and diabolically appropriate, my friend. May I assist in any way at all?  I could drop a few drops of my blood in her apartment, or spread my DNA in the trunk of her car, drape strands of my hair on the fingers of her gloves, or 

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      January 21, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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  • 783
    Yes, please! How wonderful. This is going to be fun. 
      January 21, 2020 8:51 PM MST
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  • 5391
    An interesting quandary in that I have neither met Randy D nor do I own a chainsaw. 
      January 21, 2020 8:23 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Hmmmm, a clever dodge to throw off the investigation.  I wonder if there’s more here than meets the eye.  Detectives, dig deeply into this attempt at sidestepping, please. 


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      January 21, 2020 8:57 PM MST
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  • 1893
    Search the guy for traces of vegamite and ask "Why did you Traumatize Randy D in such a heinous manner?  Did you try and stop his suicide?  "
      January 22, 2020 3:35 PM MST
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