How is this even a competition? Of course it’s...not me. I don’t use a dungeon. I keep my victims chained up in a shed I have out in the woods on some land in the middle of the boons.
Oh, sure, I won’t use the cheese grater if you don’t want me to. I’ve got an iron instead. Your clothes look a bit wrinkly. Want me to straighten them out? No, no you don’t have to get undressed, it will only take a few minutes.
Well it’s a good thing I never read that book. I like my face though and I don’t want scares. I can be your wing(wo)man and help you find victims to scar.
Truth be told, I think it's JA. We're all captive in her dank domain, Endless spiraling out of control in a nightmarish maelstrom of deceit, misery, and despair from which there is no escape.
Lol, what are you complaining about? At least you met someone on this site. I’ve got nothing out of this. At least my first site used to send me t-shirts for being my awesome self FFS.