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Imagine you’ve just been hired as Randy D’s publicist (your dream job). What’s your first move?

[Be nice; I sign your paychecks.]



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Posted - January 30, 2020

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  • I would take a crash course in grammar!!!   I don't want to get canned after my first press release!
    And .. I'd hire Martha Stewart as our official Sammich maker!!  

      January 31, 2020 4:30 AM MST
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  • 53625
      January 31, 2020 4:30 AM MST
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  • 44734
      January 31, 2020 11:02 AM MST
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  • 783
    That sounds like the kind of job that would give one PTSD. 
      January 31, 2020 11:03 AM MST
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  • 53625

     Only the weak ones, my dear, only the weak ones. 

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      January 31, 2020 11:04 PM MST
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  • 11450
    Have the Post Office move his wanted poster to a more prominent spot.
      January 31, 2020 12:15 PM MST
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  • 53625


       Why can’t you ever do something to help me? Grrrrrrrr. 

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      January 31, 2020 11:11 PM MST
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  • 5450
    I booked your first appearance at Tilde Cafe and Bakery.


    OMG Randy, why did you just stomp on that tilde that crawled in front you?  You crushed it to death!  We're on live TV!  Ugh 

    This doesn't look good.


      January 31, 2020 1:32 PM MST
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