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Randy D

Signs of true friendship: if a woman (frivolously) files numerous, baseless, childish restraining orders against me, what would you do to

thwart her actions and to support the deep and undying lust that I constantly and untiringly exhibit to her?


[This has absolutely nothing to do with me; I’m just posting it for yet another friend].



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Posted - February 7, 2020
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  • 17483
    Refuse to shake her hand.
      February 8, 2020 12:12 AM MST
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  • 53019
      February 8, 2020 12:54 AM MST
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  • 10026
    I would ask to talk to her lawyer and see what all the commotion was about.
    She should take it as a compliment and not a threat.  I mean, come on.  Even I, with Merlin powers, can't jump in the computer and see what you truly look like.  You can't be that bad.  You DO have all your English and writing skills on your side.  Even if she doesn't like your feisty side, I'm sure there is a compromise just waiting to happen.
    Maybe I should be her lawyer...

      February 8, 2020 8:55 AM MST
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  • 53019

    Thank you, mi amiga. 


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      February 8, 2020 9:02 AM MST
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  • 10026
    :) :)!
      February 8, 2020 9:11 AM MST
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  • 783
    Call your friend, Ondine, and get the problem to...disappear. 
      February 8, 2020 9:01 AM MST
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  • 53019

      There’s a little extra in it for you if you DON’T make it look like an accident. (Cough, cough.)



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      February 8, 2020 9:07 AM MST
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  • 53019

      Of course, I don’t want her gone completely; maybe you could skip slip her a little love potion or something like that . . . 


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at February 8, 2020 10:03 AM MST
      February 8, 2020 9:08 AM MST
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  • 783
    Only if I get to have her after you’re done. 
      February 8, 2020 9:10 AM MST
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  • 53019

      I’m never really ever “done” with them completely, but there are enough of them that I can move on. Deal. (Nothing to her face, and even everywhere else, no permanent scars, ok?)



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      February 8, 2020 9:35 AM MST
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  • 783

    No promises. 


    Well, how about this...I cut off the head and give it to you. That way the face stays looking nice. The rest of the body won’t be recognizable when I am done. 

      February 8, 2020 10:45 AM MST
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  • 53019

      Er, um, I don’t have much use for less than a full woman; I need both her head and her body. 


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      February 8, 2020 9:22 PM MST
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  • 783
    Well, we don’t get everything we want, do we Randy? 
      February 8, 2020 10:11 PM MST
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