Should you count your eggs before they hatch?

Hatched, not layed. (cloaca)

What if I don't have a rooster?  Can I count them then?

I hate to crack your egg but you're reaching up the wrong hole to find any eggs.

The way my eyesight is anymore I'd be lucky to even find the chicken  (I didn't know chickens bleated).

Eyesight shot or not, you're so darn cute, who wouldn't just let you bound in the hen house with your tail wagging and all?!

Bleated?  I tried to look that up and it went to belated.  I know what belated means but I'm not sure what bleated means.  Will you please fill me in?

I'll make you a deal.  I'll be our eyes and you can be our brain!!

'Bleat' - (n) the cry of a sheep, goat, or calf.  (You know ... 'baa, baa'.)

Got it!  I remember now and I certainly know the sound.
Thanks Shuhak for jogging the fog out of my brain.
:) :)!

Lol......Askers pick deserved here Papa...

Thanks for the vote. :)

Actually ,it was hard not to...lol

I was working my way down to answer and was going on this same idea.
I must get up earlier.  At least I am by your side!!
Good Morning SpunkySenior!
:) :)!

You know what they say about the early bird - they get to post the best answers. :)  Happy to have you alongside.  It's almost afternoon here in NYC.  Not sunny today and a bit on the chilly side, but the rain is over with and I'll shortly run out to do errands.  

I'm clucking alongside!!
I'm always glad to hear when it stops raining and you are able to go out safely.
I send you safe thoughts and happy vibes for your travels.
:) :) This post was edited by Merlin at February 8, 2020 11:13 PM MST

As long as you're alongside, you can cluck, you can laugh - whatever you want to do is fine with me.  Made it back safely.  Picked up my new glasses, picked up my prescription, picked up some cold cuts for lunches this week and picked up two egg rolls for lunch today.  It was a good day!

Fur tile sounds awesome!
Maybe we could import some??
:) :)

If you live near a port,maybe there are seamen that could oblige you for a knight or two.:) 

Hi NJ, I am cracking up over here. 
I sat on my response to you for over an hour.  I changed it a few times and finally picked one of three.
Apparently, it was SOOO bad, even the internet kicked me off!
I swear!  I went to post and lost internet connection!

I'm going to take that as a HUGE sign.
Please know, I did give it aye "catch of the day," seamen try.

Big Giggles, Winks and Smiles! This post was edited by Merlin at February 9, 2020 4:41 AM MST

We to had a power cut last night....not for long ,but it took ten minutes for it to settle and log itself on again...

I was surprised to when I found out that Seamen Roe with whores ...I'm trying to find out what Submarines are good for when they get down to it.... :)

I might not have seen my catch of the day on Seamen Roe. My whores weren't all above water.
What they found when they dove down were submarines.  What's good about them?

They are long and hard and full of seamen...

It's always a good feeling when the seamen dive down...
;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at February 9, 2020 1:02 PM MST