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  • Have you ever asked a pregnant woman when she is due, only to find out she's not pregnant?

    I really do learn from my mistakes.  Honest, I do.  But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear.  I know not to ask another w...  moreI really do learn from my mistakes.  Honest, I do.  But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear.  I know not to ask another woman if she's pregnant.  I know!While on vacation, I was shopping with a friend at TJ Maxx.  Went into the dressing room to try on some tops and there was a lovely young woman who was working in there.  She was clearly pregnant.  Beautiful, perfectly proportioned woman, not an ounce of fat on her, and a pronounced belly.  So, I asked her when she was due.  She told me she wasn't pregnant.  As I apologized profusely, looking like the complete idiot that I am, she told me very nicely not to worry about it, that people said that to her all the time, and it was just a fat stomach.  THEN, I wanted to say, "Hey lady, I think you better get to a doctor because if that there ain't a baby, then you must have yourself a big a$$ed tumor!"  But, I was good.  I shut my big forking mouth, and slunk a...    less
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