I really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another w... moreI really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another woman if she's pregnant. I know!While on vacation, I was shopping with a friend at TJ Maxx. Went into the dressing room to try on some tops and there was a lovely young woman who was working in there. She was clearly pregnant. Beautiful, perfectly proportioned woman, not an ounce of fat on her, and a pronounced belly. So, I asked her when she was due. She told me she wasn't pregnant. As I apologized profusely, looking like the complete idiot that I am, she told me very nicely not to worry about it, that people said that to her all the time, and it was just a fat stomach. THEN, I wanted to say, "Hey lady, I think you better get to a doctor because if that there ain't a baby, then you must have yourself a big a$$ed tumor!" But, I was good. I shut my big forking mouth, and slunk a... less
