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If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Posted - February 14, 2020

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  • 14795
    A Guinea Foul    :( 
      February 14, 2020 5:47 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Domestic cats. 


      February 14, 2020 6:42 AM MST
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  • 16791
    "Meow" translates as "get your lazy a$$ out to the kitchen and feed me, you @$*#!!". Cats are evil bastards.
      February 14, 2020 8:19 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I think the rudest thing that can be said is:  I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR BLEEDING HEAD OFF!   

    WHICH IS WHAT ALL ANIMALS SAY WHEN CORNERED OR THREATENED OR ANNOYED BEYOND MEASURE.  EVEN AN ANT.  


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 16, 2020 6:42 PM MST
      February 14, 2020 8:45 AM MST
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  • 16791
    Tassie devils are almost extinct. There's a contagious form of cancer spreading through the wild population, with an extremely high mortality rate.
      February 14, 2020 9:00 AM MST
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  • 46117
    One more example of HELL on EARTH:  Stay tuned.  
      February 16, 2020 4:55 PM MST
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  • 1152
    Cockatoos...without a doubt.


      February 14, 2020 9:04 AM MST
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  • 4624
    Aaawe!

    I love cockatoos and parrots of all kinds.
    Granted, some of them can quite destructive when sharpening their beaks on man-made items.
    But they're smart, social, cheeky, intelligent, playful and they form deep bonds with their playmates.
    Hearing them in the wild all around me gives me deep pleasure.
    And Corellas, such as you have pictured here, are among my favourites, brilliant acrobats, so funny. :D
      February 16, 2020 6:46 PM MST
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  • 4624
    Bush turkeys. They'll invade picnics, gardens, any human habitat where they see an opportunity.
    They have the guts to fight goannas three times larger than themselves and win.
    Brush turkeys, once they begin building a nest in your garden, are hard to deter.
      February 14, 2020 9:36 AM MST
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  • 16791
    Ibises are ruder, they come up to humans and ruin your picnic by harassing you. Bin chickens.

      February 15, 2020 1:38 AM MST
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  • 4624
    Yep, bush turkeys do that too.
      February 16, 2020 6:46 PM MST
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  • People are animals.  People can talk.  People are the rudest.
      February 16, 2020 3:06 PM MST
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  • 1152
    Nah, they can't stand up against the cockatoo...

      February 16, 2020 3:17 PM MST
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  • 4624
    Best answer of the lot. Thank you, Twinkle.
      February 16, 2020 6:47 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I feel compelled to comment on the breedism here. I'll admit that my comment about cats was speciesist. Thinking about it more, I might change my answer to blue jays. They are the rudest non-talking birds I've ever observed. Complete a-holes to every other bird! I've met many lovely and sweet cats, but I've never seen a blue jay that wasn't a jerk. 

    Regarding chihuahuas, they are not all rude little nippers. Before I worked at an animal hospital, I engaged in that kind of thinking, too. Having been bitten by one as a child, I was a bit wary.  I soon realized that 1) If a dog knows that you're fearful or are prejudiced toward him/her, they're likely to return your feelings. 2) It's as wrong to prejudge any animal based on their breed or species as it is to prejudge a human based on their gender, race or appearance. 




      February 21, 2020 7:05 AM MST
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