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Name something you could not do without in an emergency.

Emergencies include...major blizzard, sub-zero temps for a month, nuclear war, Yellowstone caldera explosion, alien invasion , zombie virus, locust plague, answermug shutdown, mass cell tower explosions etc.

Posted - February 14, 2020
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  • 46117
    FOCUSING on GOD.

    Some say knowledge is power, but that is not true. Character is power.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 15, 2020 11:03 AM MST
      February 14, 2020 6:22 PM MST
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  • 44602
    I could not do without TP.
      February 14, 2020 6:28 PM MST
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  • 46117
    When you experience that anal probe, you won't need any tp.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 15, 2020 5:18 AM MST
      February 14, 2020 6:30 PM MST
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  • 11101
    Sure you could all you have to do is cut out little squares from your t-shirt. Cheers and happy weekend!
      February 14, 2020 8:26 PM MST
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  • 23572


    Air
      February 14, 2020 6:39 PM MST
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  • 14795
    A clean pair of drawers....:( 
      February 14, 2020 7:43 PM MST
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  • Gay Porn

    (I'm kinda laughing but I do rely on it a lot)
      February 14, 2020 8:05 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You ARE gay.  Why don't you just take off your pants and look down.  
      February 14, 2020 8:17 PM MST
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  • LOL!  What sort of narcissus do you think I am?  Wait.  Don't answer that.  I have been rather impressed with myself at times.
      February 14, 2020 8:31 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I'm just practical.  I believe in working smarter not harder.

    I'm sure you are already hard.  
      February 14, 2020 8:37 PM MST
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  • 46117
    By the way?  Narcissus is a flower.  I think you mean narcissist? 

    Narcissus is a genus of predominantly spring perennial plants of the amaryllis family, Amaryllidaceae. Various common names including daffodil,[Note 1] narcissus and jonquil are used to describe all or some members of the genus. Narcissus has conspicuous flowers with six petal-like tepals surmounted by a cup- or trumpet-shaped corona. The flowers are generally white or yellow (also orange or pink in garden varieties), with either uniform or contrasting coloured tepals and corona.



     

    Definition of narcissist

     (Entry 1 of 2)

    : an individual showing symptoms of or suffering from narcissism: such as
    a: an extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance… 48.7 per cent of the network share, tuned in … to watch Dame Edna, the supremo of narcissists, treat the celebrity guests on her TV talk show like audiovisual aids.— John LahrHumblebragging makes you sound like a narcissist who is also being deceptive.— Elise Craigalso : a person affected with narcissistic personality disorderBut unlike the garden-variety snob, narcissists have impaired relationships because they're unable to enter anyone else's world.— Adelle Waldman… since the narcissist is so convinced of his high station (most are men), he automatically expects that others will recognize his superior qualities and will tell him so.— Charles Zanor
    b: a person who is overly concerned with his or her physical appearanceO.K., I'm like most baby boomers, a narcissist. In pursuit of the perfect body …— Cathy Booth
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  • LOL!  You're right.  I did mean narcissist. 
      February 15, 2020 5:26 AM MST
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  • 44602
    AND a narcissus.
      February 15, 2020 11:18 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Now, that is a laughing matter!  

      February 15, 2020 5:19 AM MST
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  • 14795
    The actual emergency I suppose...to worry about nothing would be a waste of time :( 
      February 14, 2020 8:20 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Why, YOU, of course, my dear!
    ;) :)
      February 15, 2020 5:20 AM MST
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  • 10993
    I live in Minnesota - the first two are not emergencies, they are just called 'winter'. As for the rest, I could not do without my physical strength and mental ingenuity. And my Swiss army knife.
      February 15, 2020 5:39 AM MST
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  • 19937
    Water.  I could probably live off myself for a good month before desperately needing food.
      February 16, 2020 3:18 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Logical, truthful, boring, but also factual.
    Don't worry.  Almost all my answers are boring.  I need you guys to lead me into anything funny.  Hugs!!!
    Hugs and loves and winks and smiles!

      February 18, 2020 11:49 AM MST
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  • 19937
    Well, if I had posted my original thought, I would have been banned from here. :)  XOXOXOXOXOXO
      February 19, 2020 12:31 PM MST
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