I'm under court order to stay away from all drawbridges. The last sign I came to said "Draw Bridge A head". So I did. I guess they didn't like my artistic skills, as I was taken to jail. I asked the judge, how it could be considered vandalism when the sign told me to do it?
This post was edited by Shuhak at February 15, 2020 5:10 PM MST
I had some watercolors on me and no pad so I just painted myself up and was arrested because they thought I had gone native and was waging a war. I guess they thought that paint brush was a spear. Easy enough mistake, I guess.
In Toledo, Ohio, they replaced the old draw bridge with a really tall non-draw bridge that is really high. It cost like over a billion dollars and several lives.