She's shacked up with me in a No-Tell Motel for a few days; I'm the one who convinced her not to give you her points. I can be quite persuasive in situations like these. Sorry, I have to go now, she's calling me back to bed . . .
Well I'm pretty sure that if she was still here she would tell you to dream on and just send her the phony alimony check. Doesn't seem right to me to make a claim like that when the lady isn't around to reply.