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Jaimie

Does this pizza make me look fat? Also, do you think I’m pregnant?

Posted - March 1, 2020
Tag : #carbs

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  • 53524

      Think carefully about that plan: are you absolutely sure you want me showing up at the houses of dozens of women who are home alone . . . ?



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      March 1, 2020 6:51 PM MST
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  • 7408
    Okay, maybe we can get you a second job at a call centre.Call centre it is. 
      March 1, 2020 6:53 PM MST
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  • 53524

      Same danger. Woman hear my voice and the elastic on their panties fails. 



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      March 1, 2020 6:59 PM MST
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  • 7408
    I’ll put you to work in a mine or something then..fine:/ 
      March 2, 2020 9:11 AM MST
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  • 53524

      Same results: all of my female coworkers. 



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      March 2, 2020 6:20 PM MST
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  • Are you f$%&ing serious that you haven't seen Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory?
      March 2, 2020 5:55 AM MST
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  • 7408
    Yes :( STOP JUDGING ME! ;) 
      March 2, 2020 9:12 AM MST
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  • Oh Jaimie.  On this day you have been judged so hard.  Your entire life has been judged. 
      March 2, 2020 9:13 AM MST
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  • 7408
    I was too busy watching Annie 5 million times. I wanted to be an orphan when I was a kid. This post was edited by Jaimie at March 2, 2020 6:14 PM MST
      March 2, 2020 9:14 AM MST
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  • Gross, soulless ginger. 
      March 2, 2020 9:19 AM MST
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  • Your skin looks jaundiced with skin cancers all over.  I'll never look at pizza the same again.
      March 2, 2020 8:49 AM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol :) so you don’t want pizza for dinner?
      March 2, 2020 9:12 AM MST
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  • 11151
    Well pizza makes everybody look fat because it has a bad reputation of being fattening. But if you put a diet Coke next to the pizza it makes people think you are fit and live a healthy life style. I don't think you are pregnant but you might  be developing motherly instincts because you are getting a puppy. And soon  you will be buying pizza so you can hide the pizza crusts in your shoes and under the couch so that your puppy can have fun finding them. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at March 2, 2020 1:14 PM MST
      March 2, 2020 10:10 AM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol, true. Maybe I should start eating that hippy dippy cauliflower crust pizza. Then I can get rid of my hipster Moustache and get a hippy beard! Cheers. 
      March 2, 2020 2:00 PM MST
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  • 1817
    why is this pizza so sexy 
      March 2, 2020 7:06 PM MST
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