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Randy D

If a woman whose name rhymes with “Pain Stress” files a restraining order prohibiting me from being within 1000 ft of her, doesn’t it mean

that deep down inside she really wants me if she then buys powerful binoculars that allow her to watch my every move in some sick, twisted voyeuristic way? These frivolous legal actions have to stop, we both know we belong together. 





None of this pretend drama is even necessary; I’m going to drop by her place tonight and put the bloom on this strained relationship. 


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Posted - March 19, 2020
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  • 8214
    OMG, you are truly twisted. hahahahaha
      March 20, 2020 2:50 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      She is, isn’t she?  See, Jane?  Even My Morning Glory agrees with me!  Quit being so cruel and let this love grow.  

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      March 20, 2020 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    Come on by, Randy D. I'm ready for you!

      March 20, 2020 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      Gee, Sweetheart, that’s so nice of you to remember how much I love a fried egg sandwich in the morning!  You’re a doll!

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      March 20, 2020 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    That "egg white" is really mayonnaise ...
      March 21, 2020 4:16 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      Who let that danged Aussie into this kitchen?  Doesn’t anyone respect an international restraining order these days any more?  Grrrrrr. 


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      March 21, 2020 4:24 AM MDT
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