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What is your excuse for not picking up a hitchhiker?

What if it was Jesus? 

Posted - March 20, 2020

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  • 52936

      Dude!  My wife was sitting right next to me in the car!  Pick up the hitchhiker?  Heck, I couldn’t pick her up, much less even look in her direction!



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      March 20, 2020 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 5391

    They weren’t waving a fistful of cash.

    (PS: It will NEVER be Jesus)

      March 21, 2020 8:11 AM MDT
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  • 9874
    I don't have a death wish.
      March 21, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 10466
    I don't drive (and for some reason they never want a piggyback ride).
      March 21, 2020 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 19942
    Too dangerous.  You never know what that person has in mind.  
      March 21, 2020 10:51 AM MDT
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  • 52936

      “Be a little more trusting, ok?  It’s not as if I’m going to whisk you off invite you to my dungeon basement and force ask you to make sandwiches for me all day and all night. Would I really do a thing like that?  Come on, get in.” (Cough, cough.)



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      March 21, 2020 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    Well, now that you promise not to hurt me ....  Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
      March 21, 2020 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 52936

      Yes, I love them!  Wheat bread, please, and don’t cut off the edges. Listen, I’d like to know how you are with egg salad sandwiches and for grilled cheese, do you use butter or margarine?  Put your seatbelt on; I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you. 



      (((Folks, this is like fishing in a barrel!  Why didn’t I think of trying it ages ago?  Imagine how full the dungeon basement would be!)))


      
      March 21, 2020 12:47 PM MDT
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  • 19942
    I buy honey wheat bread.  On occasion, I make egg salad and make sandwiches with sliced tomato and red onion.  I can't recall when I last made grilled cheese, but I only use real butter when I do.  Seatbelt on.  Let's roll.
      March 21, 2020 12:52 PM MDT
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  • I'll pick 'em up if I'm in my truck, they can jump in the bed.  They're not getting their stank butts in my car!
      March 21, 2020 12:04 PM MDT
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