Never? Never ever ever ever? Not even once? ~

  Oh, that was YOU?  

  Wait, you’re Australian and you don’t like Vegemite?  They’ll kick you out of the country, you realise that, don't you?

  Don’t worry, I can always just smuggle you over here and hide you away. By the way, are you any good at making sandwiches, and you’re not allergic to massage oils, right?  (Cough, cough.)


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Preconceptions are strange beasts, aren't they?

My style is organic stoneground wholemeal wheat or rye bread, yeasted or sourdough, virgin olive oil or butter, and any of a wide range of fillings.
I'm a lacto-ovo vegetarian, but I don't impose that on omnivores.

But to make sandwiches for you I'd have to know your taste, texture and food preferences, and whether you have any allergies, intolerances or pet hates.
I'd promise never to use Vegemite, not even in disguise as chocolate (or anything else).

Am holding my tongue on the subject of massage oil lest the topic lead where it ought not.
Would love to flirt but it's best that I abstain from anything that might hurt Ari if he knew about it.

As for basements, dark stairways, dungeons, caves and catacombs, I prefer making sammiches in daylight, especially when it comes to wielding knives. ;)







This post was edited by inky at March 24, 2020 5:13 PM MDT

  Ok, you practically killed me with laughter over that massage oils in the sandwiches line, lol!  Asker’s Pick!

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He'll eat any kind of sandwich.

  You and I share all of that in common. 

Happy to hear that.  :)

  “Asking” you?  What is this, your first day here?