“Tap Water Won’t Kill Your Plants: A girls guide to caring for tropical houseplants with just the basics”
Chapter One: STOP REPOTTING YOUR PLANT AS SOON AS YOU BRING IT HOME, IT IS FINE IN THE NURSERY POT JFC
Chapter Two: STOP BUYING DISTILLED WATER FOR YOUR PLANTS AND INSTEAD JUST BURN YOUR MONEY BECAUSE YOU ARE WASTING IT ANYWAY
Chapter Three: Succulents are stupid and if you respect yourself and your home you will stay FAR AWAY FROM THEM
Chapter Four: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET MEALIES; THROW. THE. WHOLE. PLANT. AWAY. And how to accept that you’re a failure.
Chapter Five: Homemade fertilizer; eggshells, hair, and menstrual blood galore.
Chapter Six: Pets and Plants; why your cat or dog won’t immediately die if they even lick a plant; myth busting.
you know what this sounds fun maybe I will write this book