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Huh?...According to my wife everything is MY fault.
Every single thing----everything-----
Black people getting shot in the streets for no reason it all your fault. It seems you warped humor is contagious, with police officers being particularly susceptible to catching it. Only they dont realize it is humor and take it seriously.
I might come out of retirement.
World-wide tilde shortage.
Well, now that you mention it... the pregnancy rumors. I warned you to leave that one alone ;)
I had forgotten that until you just mentioned it. Gee, thanks...