
1.  Jealousy, fighting with your Rand-Sisters, etc.  If it’s not your turn, it’s not your turn.  The D in Randy D means Randy Decides. 
2.  Being caught in the possession of or being caught eating mayonnaise, avocados in any form, or Vegemite.  The D in Randy D means Randy Don’t Do the Bad Three.
3.  Intentional continued use of poor grammar after being warned, or if you’re under grammar probation, failure to improve over time.  The D in Randy D means Randy Doesn’t Cotton to Trashy Talking.  
4.  Disrespect of tildes.  The D in Randy D means Randy Desires Dames Who Adore His Tilde. 
5.  Plastic surgery. You were selected just as you were. Keep it that way. The D in Randy D means Randy Digs His Dolls Dainty and Demure. 
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