Why do you think you don't have the coronavirus?

I haven't gone anywhere in the last two months except to a doctor's appointment. 

i think i did have it but it was very mild. who knows though It could have been regular cold 

I haven’t been closer than 10 ft to anyone other than my wife for a month. 
(Hmmm. Should I give up bathing? Cologne?) 

Well, since seemingly every symptom in the world known to humankind is now a coronavirus symptom --  and, also, no symptoms at all are now a symptom -- I don't know where I am.

:)

I've been doing the isolation thing for 20 years. It's just my shtick.

I am not sick. I can taste and smell. No one I have been around is sick. I have always social distanced as normal behavior. My county only has 8 cases total. 

I've been away from work since March 13.  We were notified that someone on our floor was diagnosed with the virus about ten days later.  I have no idea whether or not I came in contact with that person.  About five weeks or so ago, I woke up one morning feeling tired and after a few moments, I felt dizzy and nauseous and threw up, something I almost never do.  I had no fever and was homebound anyway, so I just went back to sleep.  When I woke up, I felt much better so I attributed the episode to something I ate.  Not long after, they indicated that nausea and vomiting was some of the symptoms.  I was in the house anyway, so even if it was the virus, it's been a month since and I'm guessing it was either a very mild case or just a fluke.  Personally, I'd like to know if it was, just so I know if I now have an immunity.