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(Humorous answers, please.) What are some good and valid reasons a woman would fake a pregnancy? ~



Posted - April 29, 2020
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  • 10639
    She doesnt wanrt anyone to know that she eats 2 pints of chocolate Haagen Daz a day.
      April 29, 2020 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 34282
    Shotgun wedding. 
      April 29, 2020 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 53509



      (((So it’s like that, is it?  He doesn’t want to marry me, hmmmm, I’ve got to think of some way to . . . wait, I’ve got it! Where’s that throw pillow?  Grrrrrrr.)))


    ~
      April 29, 2020 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 34282
    Happens all the time.  
      April 29, 2020 3:31 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Ward off unwanted Romeos. 
      April 29, 2020 12:11 PM MDT
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  • 53509



    “This isn’t working. Wait, where’s that throw pillow?  Grrrrrr.”


    ~
      April 29, 2020 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    More of a pre-emptive move. To discourage horndogs from hitting on them. 
      April 29, 2020 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Because she eaten to many Big Macks and other more popular  brands of Rain Coats :)
      April 29, 2020 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 53509



    “Come here, Randolph, I want you.”


    ~

    [I certainly don’t understand the ‘rain coats’ reference; it must be a British thing.]
      April 29, 2020 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    She's got fat legs and noting like my dainty pins :( 
      April 29, 2020 5:38 PM MDT
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