What are some things you want to do that you have done before?

We've been through this before. Drop and give me 50.

Absolutely.  There are Saturday nights where my kids act like the whole "sleep" thing is a completely foreign concept. 

It's Minnesota and the ice is just barely off the lakes. And also, the beaches are not going to be open this year. Not to mention the whole thing about laws against public nudity. When the time and place are right, I'll do it again.

“Hello, Minnesota Chamber Of Commerce?  My name is Randy D, I’m the paramour of a woman who lives there, and I’d like information on when the weather patterns are expected to change toward the melting of ice in the lakes. Also, what are some really romantic locales, something secluded and out of way . . . ”

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  Wait, what?  No one called me, no one told me about it, no one invited me!  Why is life so unfair? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 


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Since when do you wait to be invited?

  That’s why you kept it hidden from me, so that I wouldn’t even know it was happening. I see that I’m the only one of us interested in making this lust affair of ours work. 


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