How can you always tell that it’s time for final selections during auditions for The Harem?

It’s ok, Baby, she knew you were my first choice, she didn’t stand a chance anyway. I had her last year, so it’s all played out. She’d better run. 
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She’s me, Randy.

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Lol :) 

 Jealous. 



They're all in the the dressing room getting ready for me. 

  Wow, I get a foursome out of this!  Pass the Vaseline and Geritol!

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  Wrong again!  The auditions are being held at my private villa located in . . . wait, I can’t tell you any of this!  You’ve already been disqualified for your anti-sandwich and anti-tilde politics. So long, anarchist!

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We know all about your private villa.  The front desk wants to know if you're checking out by 11:00 or staying another day.

 

  You say it as if there’s something wrong with it.  I’ll have you know they serve the best pork rind-and-saltine cracker sandwiches in seven states!   Grrrrrr. 

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My Goodness!
We must dunk you in the ever-so-clean pool.  What you must be leaking out of your pores need chlorine.
I'll run for prunes for you!! 
Be right back!!!!!!!!

He won't be eating any more of their pork rind-and-saltine cracker sandwiches, at least not until the snack service comes back to refill the vending machine in the lobby.




This post was edited by Livvie at May 24, 2020 3:15 PM MDT

I have a comment but I think I'm going to post it as a question....
Look Out !!
;) :)

Well?  We’re waiting!

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:) ;)!!