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Wrong again! The auditions are being held at my private villa located in . . . wait, I can’t tell you any of this! You’ve already been disqualified for your anti-sandwich and anti-tilde politics. So long, anarchist!
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You say it as if there’s something wrong with it. I’ll have you know they serve the best pork rind-and-saltine cracker sandwiches in seven states! Grrrrrr.
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Well? We’re waiting!
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