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Merlie, now I love you.
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I made it up. It’s take-off on racist or sexist or ageist, but I only meant it in jest. You anti-wordite, you. Grrrrrrr.
(Still just kidding.)
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Wordist. I can never speak with you again. Bye.
(Just kidding, Buddy!)
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We’re through, you realize that, don’t you?