I have a family friend who has spent most of his adult life being constipated. Up untill a week ago I could not relate to his problem but I sure could laugh about it with him. When he gets constipated he does a constipated Popeye impression and mumbles stuff like gess I got to get me some Olive Oil uck uck uck uck. He has a Iris accent so it makes it hilarious. Cheers and happy weekend!
i have so many constipation and diarrhea stories, thats life when you’ve spent almost a decade abusing the literal shit out of laxatives
christmas 2016 i had not had a number two in about a month, my stomach hurt like hell and I took a bunch of laxatives+suppositories and NONE OF THEM WORKED. so eventually i resorted to Vaseline in my bum and the hard dry stuff slipped right out and honestly it was like a landslide. my butt was like mount st helens for the next 24 hours, i don’t even know how my organs remained in tact.
my personal fav tho was one night i ate an entire box of fiber one brownies and a handful of dulcolax, a few hours later i was in the shower and had to fart wicked bad so i let it rip, and heard this ridiculous splat noise. i turned my head around like a dog after it farts and it’s confused by its own fart... digested fibre one brownie all over the shower wall.
to be honest it’s a miracle I’ve ever crapped my pants