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Jaimie

What are some things you can say about your suit, but not your girlfriend/wife?

Posted - May 9, 2020
Tag : #stolenFromMyotherSuperSecretSite

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  • 19937
    Why are you so wrinkled?
      May 9, 2020 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol :) perfect, thank you. 
      May 9, 2020 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    It took me 2 minutes to  find my suit on a barginng rake  at a discount store.  But it took me years of browsing at the specalty stores to find my wife. Cheers and happy  weekend!
      May 9, 2020 4:30 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     (barginng take bargain rack)
      May 9, 2020 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Da blaw blaw? 
      May 9, 2020 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Ahhh, sweet :) happy weekend. 
      May 9, 2020 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 53526



      I never want to be seen in public with this thing anywhere near me . . .

      High class my ass; I could have picked up two really good ones for what I paid for this lousy one . . .

      I want this thing off of me as soon as I step foot in the house . . .

      I like the one my co-worker has better . . .

      Meh, it’s ok, but I’m not crazy about the colour . . .

      I don’t know why it makes me itch so much . . .

      I looked at more than twenty of these, I sure picked the wrong one . . .

      I have plenty of others, a different one for every day of the week . . .

      You would never guess I bought this from a guy who was selling them in a back alley . . .

      I need to wash this thing, it smells horrible . . .
      
      Why is this thing so short . . .

      At the dinner party a hot cougar was throwing, I “accidentally” spilled wine on this to have an excuse to go to her bedroom and get naked . . .  

      I’m sick of this thing and my brothers have both wanted it for a long time, I’ll let them fight over it . . . 

      Talk about needing alterations . . . 

      People look at me funny because they think I got this in Canada . . .

    ~
      May 9, 2020 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    LOL :) Best answer ever. 

      May 9, 2020 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Thank you. 

      May 9, 2020 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Thank you :) 
      May 9, 2020 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 53526
      May 9, 2020 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I only have my birthday suit and I'm told by whom I live with that its it's wearing well...
      May 9, 2020 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    That’s your boss you live with, right? See I pay attention. 
      May 9, 2020 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    It's all and more than its cracked up to be or knot two bee.... At least that's what I'm told ..:) 
      May 9, 2020 6:22 PM MDT
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