Do you mind if I sit next to you?

Go ahead. It's free.

Sit right on me if you like.

You may not want to if you have a working olfactory sense....;-D...

Thank you. :)

Oh, the hospitality here is wonderful. lol Thank you.

lol I don't mind.

My farts tho.

"No problem. Aren't you that actress that's on TV?"

Yes I do.

not at all Miss

I'd be honored. :)

you'll probably regret it. I've been eating rutabaga and chili sandwiches

not at all...just don't sit on the right of me...that chair holds a secret. 

LET'S GO CHAMP!!

Thank you. :)

Never mind. lol

Thanks. I did that one thing one time. You look kind of familiar too. lol

Ok then.

Thank you. :)

A true gentleman. Thank you. :)

So kind of you. :)

lol Thank you. I see my friends on the other side of the room after all.