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Randy D

You’re tasked with the responsibility of awakening me tomorrow morning. How would you do it using humor?


P. S. You cannot wake up my wife, who will be asleep right next to me.



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Posted - May 11, 2020
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  • 6477
    Oh, I never use humor, it's banned in my household! We use a very different form, humour and as you will know, Brits have a very strange sense of humour. Point being, you should probably be worried :P 
      May 11, 2020 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 11, 2020 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    But at least it'd be an experience you wouldn't forget. 
      May 11, 2020 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    I get that a lot.



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      May 11, 2020 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 7939
      May 11, 2020 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 53509



      You brought me a mug of hot chocolate?  How sweet!


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      May 11, 2020 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Even better! Coffee! :D
      May 11, 2020 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Hey, wait . . .

    :[
      May 11, 2020 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 23577

    "Hay . . . Randy . . . wake up . . . or are you gonna sleep untilde the cows come home?"
      May 11, 2020 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 53509




      Wait, what?  That’s so wrong. I was dreaming of sandwiches, by the way. 

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      May 11, 2020 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yes, I tried to do something terribly wrong, but in a fun way, for you. He looks just like he woke up thinking what you wrote, ha!
    :)
      May 11, 2020 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 11, 2020 7:53 PM MDT
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