I don’t know why, but the HR people warn all the new interns about me. I have a plan, though:
What if I meet them outside of the building on their orientation day long before the bitter, jealous vultures get a crack at them? Head ’em off at the pass!
Cut! Me, me, me, me! How does that help ME in my situation? Let’s focus here, people, let’s keep our priorities in line! Now, make-up, sound effects, background music, continuity, best boy, take it from the top, cue, quiet on the set, take two, and ACTION!