Randy D was supposed to move in with you today, but he hasn’t shown up. What could have gone wrong?

It was only a tiny bit of help she had asked for, just to move in a few basic essentials, but it turned out to be an entire truckload of stuff.
She was so-oo sweet with those fluttering eyes... :)

Maybe I just I got lucky. Or maybe it's because I moved to an undisclosed location.

Nothing. Everything worked out just fine.

Randy swims wit da fishes

His wife found out and put him in time out....................for 36 days.

Again ,he got a bit lippy and he's spending some quiet time in his cell again...:)

He texted me and told me he had to stop by the university to pick up some tildes. 
I wasn't worried.  While there, he got sucked into the library or that is what the tildes said. 
I began to wonder why the tildes were calling.  Being the responsible person Randall is, he emailed me from his laptop, claiming the tildes had gone to a party at the university and had absconded with his phone.  He was now at the gas station the east side of town.
Now I am worried.  This is not a good place to be.
Hours went by and I turned on the news and what did I see?
They were covering the story Randy D.!
Little did I know, he's a celebrity!!
He was having the time of his life.
He had been picked up by a beautiful women, namingly, his wife. 
Our plans had been changed without me knowing
But it's o.k. as long as Randy is happily glowing!
;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at May 13, 2020 8:05 AM MDT

Here is my thought, however moving to a new town may have been easier.  Deployment to ????