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Randy D

Why won’t you believe me when I say that don’t know HOW your cat got pregnant when you left her with me while you were on vacation?

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Posted - May 23, 2020
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  • 8214
    PaRtAy time.  hahahahaha
      May 23, 2020 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 23, 2020 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    How do you think she got pregnant? Cats don't sit on toilet seats.
      May 23, 2020 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      She let the dogs in! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!


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      May 23, 2020 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I would AP you if I could !!!!!!!!!!!!!

      May 24, 2020 12:53 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      November 22, 2022 7:48 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Weren't you something in the military to do with ships some years ago and a bit dyslexic it seems when it come to any apart in a storm....it's no wonder that cats a bit boss eye'd now you've give it back ,if you catch my drift in a way ,just like the poor ole cat...  

    :( 
      May 24, 2020 2:25 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Have you seen the reaction?
    It is a VERY Good thing you WERE NOT around.
      May 24, 2020 12:54 PM MDT
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      May 25, 2020 12:49 AM MDT
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  • 16791
    Given that she's spayed, it would take the kind of surgery that only the mad scientist, Professor Randall D Randolph, is capable of performing. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
      November 22, 2022 2:38 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Later, at the hearing: “Your Honor, these charges are not only ridiculous, they’re quite laughable! Neither motive nor intent has been established to support any gain that I may have sought had I conducted such a heinous procedure in the first place, and even if I had done so, which I did not, no evidence of it has been offered! I did not even touch that little pussy












    cat!”
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      November 22, 2022 3:03 PM MST
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  • 5451
    She told you she was going to her friend’s house to study, didn’t she?  You believed her, didn’t you?


      November 22, 2022 6:43 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Well, it’s a form of studying, right?
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      November 22, 2022 8:52 PM MST
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