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* The doctor hasn’t even reached puberty yet (Doogie Howser M.D.)
* You watched them Google every question you asked (and it always took them to Facebook)
* You’re sitting in the exam room naked except for a tiny smock that barley covers your left shoulder when the doctor comes in, and says “good morning Mrs. Jones” (That's MR. Jones … get back to me once you’ve passed Anatomy 101)
* What they told you doesn’t agree with WebMD (who’re they trying to kid?)