Calamity means trouble. That doesn’t fit you at all. (I expect my alimony payments to be lowered now. Thank you.)
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Detective: “Who exactly are you accusing, Miss?”
Nice Jugs: “It was Randy D.”
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No, of course not! Wait, are those danged whippersnappers on my lawn again? Grrrrrrrrr.
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Hey, wait! Whatever happened to this?
Just last year it was the physique you were touting!
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