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Randy D

A Canadian woman tried to kill me with poisoned wine*; can I lock her up in my basement without worrying about being criminally charged?

*She doesn’t even have a license for making wine, she brews it in her bathtub.

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Posted - June 14, 2020
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  • You have a moral obligation to do so. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 14, 2020 3:20 PM MDT
      June 14, 2020 8:24 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    Thank you. Those sandwiches aren’t going to make themselves, right?
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      June 14, 2020 8:25 AM MDT
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  • Indeed.
      June 14, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    You are imagining things again.  What were you doing in her bathtub?   This post was edited by Art Lover at June 14, 2020 3:20 PM MDT
      June 14, 2020 8:35 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      She tricked me; she told me she was a Hollywood casting director.




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      June 14, 2020 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'll bet you won't fall for that line again, it is as old as the hills.  
      June 14, 2020 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Well, at least until my movie is released. 


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      June 14, 2020 9:01 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Ok, here's the deal hotshot; I took possession of your "movie."  Thankfully there wasn't time to make any copies.  She definitely was not Harem material, no potential there.  Don't fall for those ole Hollywood, "I'll make you a star" lines.  Be more careul.  Ok? 
      June 14, 2020 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 53504

      Where would I be without a caring heart like yours to look out for me and to protect me from all those mean women who are out to get me? Did I tell you that she also tried to extort online alimony payments from me, even though I’ve never really had a fake online marriage with her?
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      June 14, 2020 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Did you have any fake online children with her?
      June 14, 2020 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Nope. My child-raising days are long over, both in real life and fake online.
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      June 14, 2020 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Those fake alimony payments seem to be on your mind a lot lately. From now on only fake shack-up with your fake online women, no worries then, 
      June 14, 2020 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Wait a second, are you actually encouraging me to be bad?




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      June 14, 2020 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Aw geez, another question aboot Canada, eh?
      June 14, 2020 8:36 AM MDT
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  • 7404
      June 14, 2020 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      The news that Randy’s original report is fake news is in fact itself fake news, and only Randy tells the truth.
    The Jaimiestan government-run news arm, The Jaimie Instigator, is a puppet of that dictatorship, and cannot be trusted. Get all your news fro Randolph D. Randall International Press Consolidated, nothing fake comes out of there. 

     


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    This post was edited by Randy D at June 14, 2020 4:00 PM MDT
      June 14, 2020 3:57 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Just drink your wine.

      June 14, 2020 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      (That’s how they try to get rid of us, folks.  I’ve been saying it all along.)

    :(

      June 14, 2020 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Shhhhhh, just go to sleep now. 
      June 14, 2020 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

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      June 14, 2020 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 7404
      June 14, 2020 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Cute and perky works every time: I just might let you find me!

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      June 14, 2020 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Okay!! I guess we can cancel the divorce. 

      June 14, 2020 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Wait, you’re referring to our fake marriage, right?  You do realize that it never really took place, right?



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      June 14, 2020 5:52 PM MDT
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