*Not physically turn you into a sculpted object, but create a sculpture, a carving depicting you.
**Not bronze, any other kind of metal, marble, any other kind of rock, butter, ice, etc.
For instance: I would be sculpted out of a giant sandwich.
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An apostrophe is just a comma on drugs (its high).
Oy vey.
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Creative!
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(It has already been assigned.)
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