I do not.
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There are two Christmas ones.
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No, I’m not calling him that, but I’ve changed his title from “tree doctor” to “tree trainer” because he spent about an hour talking to me about my trees and telling me how he is going to train them. I’ve never met someone who loved their job so much before today lol.
No Stu -_- gawd! you just don’t understand trees like I do now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone, Simone! Why does it sound like you’re falling for this tree guy? It seems awfully gooey and sticky-sweet everything you have to say about him. Don’t tell me you are so fickle that all it takes is one day and you forget all about me! Well, here’s a news flash for you and your new BF; tell Twig-Man that you’re already spoken for, you only make sandwiches for Big Branch Randy D. Grrrrrrr.
Randy, it’s over between you and I. The tree trainer sent me an email after he left saying that it was nice to meet me. So I guess that means he and I are getting married soon. You may still pay me alimony though, that’s fine.
FAKE NEWS, FAKE NEWS, FAKE NEWS! It’s so fake it’s hilarious!
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It’s okay Randy, I see you’re in the denial stage right now. Next stage is send me all your money so I can pay for my tree project. It probably won’t take all your money for the project.. but I need extra to buy fancy mustard for my future tree trainer husband guy.
Twig-Mister is your new man, he’s a tree expert, you’re in love with him or he’s in love with you or both, so you don’t need any of my money. Let’s see how long he’ll put up with you, especially once he finds out how truly high-maintenance you are. By the way, when it ends with him, don’t come crawling to me begging to be taken back. I don’t want tree-bark and root-rot all over my sandwiches.
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Can’t talk now, Randy. I’m bonding with my attack trees that need to be trained. I think once the tree trainer and I are married, they will be our children.. or something like that.
This post was edited by Jaimie at June 21, 2020 6:18 AM MDT
If you go through with this wedding, you’re dead to me. I have you some of the best minutes of my life and this is how you thank me. I’m going back to be with Jane S where I should have stayed all along.
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((((This is easier for me than Jaimie thinks it is, I merely go to the next name on the list. Let’s see, should I go standings and ranking, alphabetically, chronologically, geographically, eye color, sandwich-making skills . . . ))))
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Randy D 