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When I marry the tree trainer next week, what do you think should be the first dance song at our wedding?

Posted - June 16, 2020

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  • 6279
    The Wood Song by the Indigo Girls
      June 17, 2020 5:44 AM MDT
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  • 6999
    I haven’t heard that one, I’ll have to search it up. 
      June 17, 2020 8:39 AM MDT
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  • 29318
      June 17, 2020 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 6999
    Good, thank you. 
      June 19, 2020 5:05 AM MDT
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  • 16283
    You're getting married?  To a tree man?


      June 17, 2020 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 48328

      I give it about three weeks, four at the most.

    ~
      June 17, 2020 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Jealous, reported. 
      June 19, 2020 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms don’t make me jealous. 

      June 19, 2020 6:52 AM MDT
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  • 6999
    Lying, reported. 
      June 19, 2020 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Being accused of fake news about fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms who don’t make me jealous doesn’t mean anything to me anymore.
    ~

      May 21, 2022 3:34 AM MDT
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  • 6999
    Lying, reported. 
      May 21, 2022 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Could happen....yes. 
      June 19, 2020 5:07 AM MDT
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  • 8476
     Followed by
    (of course)
    Congratulations!!
      June 17, 2020 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Lol perfect, and which are you congratulating me on? My fame divorce from Randy or my fake wedding to the tree trainer? This post was edited by *Mobbin’ with D-O-double-G* at May 21, 2022 6:34 PM MDT
      June 19, 2020 5:06 AM MDT
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  • 48328
    What is a fame divorce?
    :|
      June 19, 2020 6:43 AM MDT
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  • 6999

    How should I know? 

      June 19, 2020 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 48328
    You wrote it!
      June 19, 2020 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 6999
    Wrote what? 
      June 19, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 48328

    Scroll. Up. 


    (Sheesh, do I have to do everything for you?)

      June 19, 2020 7:49 AM MDT
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  • 8476
    Both!

    :)
      June 19, 2020 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Thank you :) I’m very happy about both :) 
      June 20, 2020 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 14523
    Second verse:

    Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees ...

      June 17, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Good, thank you. 
      June 19, 2020 5:06 AM MDT
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  • 22898
    whatever you want it to be
      June 20, 2020 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 6999
    Okay, thanks Pearl. 
      May 14, 2022 12:44 PM MDT
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