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When I marry the tree trainer next week, what do you think should be the first dance song at our wedding?

Posted - June 16, 2020

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    7271
    The Wood Song by the Indigo Girls
      June 17, 2020 5:44 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    I haven’t heard that one, I’ll have to search it up. 
      June 17, 2020 8:39 AM MDT
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  • 32533
      June 17, 2020 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Good, thank you. 
      June 19, 2020 5:05 AM MDT
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  • 17364
    You're getting married?  To a tree man?


      June 17, 2020 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 52905

      I give it about three weeks, four at the most.

    ~
      June 17, 2020 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Jealous, reported. 
      June 19, 2020 5:08 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms don’t make me jealous. 

      June 19, 2020 6:52 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Lying, reported. 
      June 19, 2020 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Being accused of fake news about fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms who don’t make me jealous doesn’t mean anything to me anymore.
    ~

      May 21, 2022 3:34 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Lying, reported. 
      May 21, 2022 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Could happen....yes. 
      June 19, 2020 5:07 AM MDT
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  • 10037
     Followed by
    (of course)
    Congratulations!!
      June 17, 2020 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Lol perfect, and which are you congratulating me on? My fame divorce from Randy or my fake wedding to the tree trainer? This post was edited by Jaimie at May 21, 2022 6:34 PM MDT
      June 19, 2020 5:06 AM MDT
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  • 52905
    What is a fame divorce?
    :|
      June 19, 2020 6:43 AM MDT
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  • 7407

    How should I know? 

      June 19, 2020 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 52905
    You wrote it!
      June 19, 2020 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Wrote what? 
      June 19, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 52905

    Scroll. Up. 


    (Sheesh, do I have to do everything for you?)

      June 19, 2020 7:49 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Both!

    :)
      June 19, 2020 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Thank you :) I’m very happy about both :) 
      June 20, 2020 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 16200
    Second verse:

    Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees ...

      June 17, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Good, thank you. 
      June 19, 2020 5:06 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    whatever you want it to be
      June 20, 2020 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    Okay, thanks Pearl. 
      May 14, 2022 12:44 PM MDT
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