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Heck, I’m still mourning our loss of other people such as Veena K., Neelie, Anonymous Girl, SandySandboxes, jeephikelove, easyjolene, Marguerite, Carbon Product, Mr. Bromide, Old School, Sunshine, ally, Susanne, AutumnLeaves, Estrella Starr, O-Uknow, Fork In Da Road, JakobA the UnAmerican, LyricalOne, Natasha Sapique, Stillhavingfun123, Summer, marisa, Skunky Stinkerson, Mrs. C., Harry His Royal Hineyness, . . .
The list goes on and on.
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P. S. Wisdom Tooth.
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Remember GTravels? Funniest person alive! (She was on AnswerBag, folks.)
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You’re right. I can’t remember all the names from AnswerBag days.
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Ok, Agatha Krusty, or Nancy Droops, or whatever your detective name is this week, you sort “solved” three cases, but before you go patting yourself on the back, there are at least twenty-eight other cases still awaiting your sleuthy attention:
Veena K., Neelie, Anonymous Girl, SandySandboxes, jeephikelove, easyjolene, Marguerite, Carbon Product, Mr. Bromide, Old School, Sunshine, ally, Susanne, AutumnLeaves, Estrella Starr, O-Uknow, Fork In Da Road, JakobA the UnAmerican, LyricalOne, Natasha Sapique, Stillhavingfun123, Summer, marisa, Skunky Stinkerson, Mrs. C., Harry His Royal Hineyness, Born-a-Brit, Wisdom Tooth.
Dazzle us.
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I’m not the one who’s bragging about detective skills here.
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Wait, what happens to Randolph D in this little scenario of yours? You’re planning to get rid of me, aren’t you? It’s all part of a scheme, a conspiracy? How am I going to get the big axe? Poison, pushed off a cliff, exploding tilde sent in the mail, a knife to the back, gunshot from across a grassy knoll, Vegemite with crushed guacamole laced in my sandwich, a car “accident”, a femme fatale infiltration of the Harem, an open elevator shaft, thrown into a crocodile pond, subjected to hillbilly grammar until I off myself, celibacy, firing squad, set adrift in a lifeboat full of liberals, zombie attack, injected with all the fat collected from a liposuction clinic, guillotine, Ninjas at night, cement shoes, . . . ?
I choose not to be bumped off at all. How’s that for decision-making at its finest?
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