Are you easy to get along with? Does everything need to be done "your way" or are you open to others suggestions?
Well, according to my roommates, I’m horrible to live with. They say I an excessively demanding. I tell them where they can sleep, how they can use the bathroom, and won’t allow them to have loud music.
OK, I admit I am a bit of a perfectionist. I like things to be, you know, “perfect”. However, in my defense, my roommates are complete slobs! Did you know that they won’t even flush the toilet? They’ll even barge in on me when I’m in the bathroom shaving (without even a courtesy knock) and just start doing their “business” - right there in front of me. They leave their clothing lying all over the house - and I mean everywhere! Worst of all, they’re exhibitionists! Seriously, I do NOT want to see their “junk” all the time. (Oh, did I mention that my roommates are cats?)
Good to know.
*Note to self: update last will and testament, as a precaution, lower the percentage that Jane S will receive.
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Good to know.
*Note to self: alter (forge) Jane S’ last will and testament, raise the percentage that I will receive. (Cough, cough.)
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Wait, don’t tell me; this means that you’re finally finalizing your plans to move into my spare bedroom, aren’t you?
(I’m so happy, folks!)
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Wait, who gets to answer this: me, or my family members?