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Doctor: “These Anti-Randy D pills are highly experimental and haven’t yet been approved by the FDA, so technically I cannot prescri . . . ”

The patient immediately and enthusiastically interrupts her and says what?


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Posted - July 3, 2020
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  • 10053
    "I don't care. I have to.....wait did you say ANTI?! I thought you were going to give me a pill that would help me to be able to tolerate him! How is there a market for an Anti-Randy D pill?"
      July 3, 2020 7:37 AM MDT
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  • 53023

     

    Doctor: “No, these are for repelling Randy D.  They have extract of avocado and mayonnaise as the active ingredient.”
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      July 3, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 10053
    Of course! 

    Eu de Mayo should do the trick. 
      July 4, 2020 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 23172



    Younger #Youngertv #Tv Land #Sutton Foster #Excited #Giddy #Happy ...



    "Oh, no, no, no -- you must have misheard me -- why would you even think of an Anti-Randy D pill for me?! He's the best part of my life! You're concerned about my symptoms. But could they be Randy D withdrawal symptoms? -- I had to leave the harem for a while. But I found my way back into the basement yesterday. I'll be OK. And he's shown me the joy of sandwiches."
      July 3, 2020 7:44 AM MDT
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  • 53023

     

      Dr. Welby, you’ve cured this woman!  She obviously the poster girl for medical success stories!  Thank you for returning her to the fold!  She started off by making an egg salad on wheat for me!




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      July 3, 2020 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 23172
    Ha!!
    :)

    I'm very happy for her!


    (Egg salad on wheat? Excellent!)


    (That woman in your picture is so pretty in a very natural way. And, yes, I noticed the guy there, too - - I like what looks like his nice broad back and some nice shoulders. Yup, early in the day and I'm already in heat.)

    :)
      July 3, 2020 8:02 AM MDT
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  • 53023

     

      Life is so unfair: in real life, I can’t have her and you can’t have him. 

    (Sigh.)
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      July 3, 2020 8:22 AM MDT
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  • 23172
    Yeah.



    I guess we can maybe settle on this:

    Egg Salad on Wheat Toast Recipe





      July 3, 2020 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 7777
    Gimme a bottle! Anything to escape this failed experiment called Reality. This post was edited by Zack at July 3, 2020 8:40 AM MDT
      July 3, 2020 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 53023

     

      Er, um, you do realize that they’re for repelling Randy D, not for repelling reality?

    :|

      July 3, 2020 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 7777
    Regardless, I'm with you bro.
      July 3, 2020 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 10139
    Prescribe them! What have I got to lose? (Besides that annoying Randy D.)
      July 3, 2020 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 53023

     

      You’ll first have to let me conduct several full-body exams on you to ensure that you’re not susceptible to any of the ill side-effects. Gee, it sure is hot in here; I think we both should get undressed  

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      July 3, 2020 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 23172
    Ha!
    :)

    "Oh - - woops -- wrong room. I walked in here accidentally, and only laughed because I heard you, thought it was the room they told me to go to - - woops - -  and, uh, hey -- if she won't get undressed, I will. But I'll leave now . . . and I'm in room seven."



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 4, 2020 3:14 AM MDT
      July 3, 2020 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 53023

     

      Grrrrrrr. 

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      July 3, 2020 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 23172
    "I know, sorry about that intrusion. Bad timing on my part, for sure. Didn't mean to throw you off, Doc. And I must have thrown you off because I caught my own mistake up there -- 'I walked in her' instead of 'I walked in here' but, no worries, I corrected." 
    :)

      July 3, 2020 6:00 PM MDT
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