Here’s the one I just found:
And here‘s the one I just made as a result of finding the first one:
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Come ON, man! You’re married to a woman just like I’m married to a woman!! You know how they are!
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Lol, close.
Apparently, only sane and intelligent people push all the beverages completely to the rear of the top shelf in the refrigerator. The closer they are to the front of the shelf is an indication that she has married a violent sociopath who will one day hack her to pieces while she sleeps and scatter her home-cremated ashes over his corn flakes while lying boldfacedly to the police that she’s on an extended feminist retreat in Saudi Arabia.
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Thank you. In my wife’s case, it’s a space issue. The taller and larger beverage containers take up a lot of space, and when I leave any of them at the front of the shelf, she can’t see at a glance if smaller items are behind them. It’s a big deal to her. It inspires an eye-roll to me.
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I never said that I don‘t comply with her request; I most certainly do comply with it. I saw the meme and it brought to mind how eerily accurate it is here in my everyday life. It never occurred to me that it would make a hill’s bit of diff. Having a wife saved me from that point of ignorance. (Cough, cough.)
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Not all, my friend.
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Then why do you keep on discussing it? You’re the one who’s beating the dead horse.
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Some people, right, Shuhak?
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Like me, I’m sure you could never understand why that was so hard for them to understand. Sometimes I think I’m the only person in the entire household who knows how to properly close things.
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