“Hold on, Babe, i ain’t seent nothin’ like dat b4, sew yore rung if thats you’re opinion Sweatie. Thats reely nice material on you’re blouse ,is it silk? And yore skin feals jest as smoove under it, two. Y u cringing like dat? Our u going to eat that pikel? No? Thanks, gee, nice and crunchy. Here, try my bell pepper, i dont even like those things, so i dont no y i ordered it ,i only took 1 bite of it ,but i’ll jest slip it here onto yore plate. You r SOOOO diff from my ex-wife ur nothing like her at all , well, not my second ex i shood say ,my forth . What a which she was ;she wanted me to reverse my vasectomy so she cood have another baby after menopaws. Listen, Sugar, i gotta take dis call ,its my parole officer wondering why i cut off the ankul monitor ,tween me and u it itches too much on the psoriasis i had all over the lef side of my body ,N-e 1 ever tell u u have sexy wrists ? i bet u like bean tyed up rite ? did u c my wallet ? i think i lef it at the hafway house ,kin u pay for dinner jest did wunz ? Y r u lookin’ at me like dat, i kno it’s you’re fork but i kin eet off of it 2: were on a date so soon we’ll be having sex ,it’s da same thing. Shut up four a minit , cant u c ’m on da phone? how rood! Hey wait wear r goin’ ¿ i thot evry thing wuz jes fine ! Come back ,da check steal nedes too b paid!”
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You’re right, you’re right. It should be emailed to her later that evening. I’ll make sure to do it correctly with the next one . . .
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You say it as if it’s a bad thing.
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I know, right? I mean let’s be for real; you’re on the date in the first place because you’re going for the Randy-Candy! Make your move, Woman, make your move!
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I want her.
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Thriftymaid 