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Give us your best TRUMP fake / made up quote. (Best answer 1000 credits)

Posted - October 6, 2016

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  • I will confess that I'm not the most smartest guy around, so it almost was too subtle  for me. 
    I'm not kidding when I.say that it took me a minute to get it. Made my forehead hurt. 
    Thank you kindly, for the BTW.
      October 6, 2016 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Trump-If my VP choice (Pence) says he was at Norwood U. during the VP debate (instead of Longwood U)..well..that's where he was. I wanted to have it held at Trump U.
      October 6, 2016 4:00 PM MDT
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  • Very clever Mr Beans, 
    Very clever.
    Took me.a.minute to get that.
    Good answer!!
    Thank you for writing.
      October 6, 2016 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    JA, she tries, but if you put me in charge of Answermug, believe me, it will be the best Answermug you ever had, the best, and maybe, just maybe, it will be an Answermug we've never seen before!  Believe me, it'll be great!
      October 6, 2016 4:59 PM MDT
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  • Hey Ms Livvie 
    That's pretty good. I'm impressed.
    thank you!
      October 6, 2016 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 1002
    "And when I'm president, even ugly women will be winning winning winning!"

      October 6, 2016 5:24 PM MDT
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  • Hehe Thats good, Fork. 
    He does have a thing for (against) women doesn't he? 
    Thank you Fork. I do appreciate you stopping by.
    Good answer.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 8:56 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 152
    I love globalism, it strengthens the middle class. I love climate change regulations, it is great for American businesses and it strengthens the economy. There is a big problem with the police in this country, if they just stopped being racist everybody in the black community would thrive and all their problems would go away. When we finally erase our pesky borders and let everybody who wishes to come into the United States come, it will show great compassion and America will boom into a new golden age. Finally if we just gave Iran more billions, the Middle East would be at peace and terrorism would come to an end worldwide. This post was edited by peaceofmind50 at October 6, 2016 8:03 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 8:01 PM MDT
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  • Oh man, Peace, can't get any more faker than that!
    Great answer! 
    Clever mind you got there.
    Thank you for that!
      October 6, 2016 8:45 PM MDT
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  • Even though all the answers were great, some very funny, some very subtle in their intelligence, it's hard to ignore the effort and cleverness of Pieceofmind50's answer. Thank you. 
    *Best Answer*
    You get the credits.
    Thanks again.
      October 8, 2016 9:40 AM MDT
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  • Can I take the credit without answering? I don't want to fake-opine ;)
      October 7, 2016 12:16 AM MDT
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  • Well true, he didn't say that, but its not very Trump like. )
      October 8, 2016 5:11 AM MDT
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  • "II IVANKA WASNT MY DAUGHTER, ID GRAB HER BY THE WOOKIE"
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 8, 2016 5:08 AM MDT
      October 8, 2016 5:07 AM MDT
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