YIPEE...I made it rain. I watered the garden and filled the pool. Have you ever done that?

You mean you've never taken a long hot shower?  

As the warm water vapor of the shower interacts with the cool dry bathroom air, it creates clouds (steam).  As the warm moist air rises, it condenses on the ceiling (and mirrors).   When enough moisture condenses on the ceiling, gravity pulls it down.  Ta-da… you’ve made it rain (bathroom rain).  If the bathroom air is still cool enough at floor level, you can even squat down below the “cloud deck” (hot air rises, cold air sinks).  Performing this little experiment a few times gives you a great excuse to redo your bathroom (drywall isn’t too fond of bathroom rain).

  Nice literary imagery, but none of that is meteorology. 

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That’s meteorology 101.  

(I’d let you argue it with my college professors, but they’re all dead now).

 

  You “took care of them”, right?

:|

I respectfully invoke my rights under the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution on the grounds that answering that question may incriminate me.

 

  Aw, come on. They promised me immunity if I helped them catch someone else!  I can’t go to prison, Shuhak, you know I can’t!  I’m too pretty to go to prison!  Come on, throw a brutha a bone, would you?
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On the advice of my lawyer, I respectfully invoke my rights under the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution because answering questions will… I mean... may incriminate me.

A big downpour early and a shorter one later.

Hey...at least it didn't snow.

 

  Yet. 

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