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Randy D

If you agree that I’m too pretty to go to prison, would you mind making a confession directly into this microphone, please? Thank you.



[You see, I‘ve been granted immunity from prosecution if I can just help them catch someone else.]

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Posted - July 27, 2020
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  • 16763
    Sorry, mate, Vegemite isn't a crime.
      July 27, 2020 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Does Vegemite get fed to inmates in Australian prisons?

    :[

      July 27, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    I believe it does, given that it does prevent beriberi.
      July 27, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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